vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

(Source: plnts, via guardgirl47)

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

(via littleflory)

queerpropaganda:

privileged folks are literally so used to never being called out on their bullshit that when they finally are, they think it’s harassment

(Source: faypunk, via slekes)

aqua-heir:

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message formed out of the missing letters. 

hooooly fuck when you decipher it

(Source: captainthomasgregson, via slekes)

somethingwithrainandbows:


This is funnier than it should be.

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

(Source: notthatjesus, via guardgirl47)

scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

(via fucking-felipe)